A Whisper On The Wind

Yes, Yes and MORE YES

2008-12-05T05:18:56Z

On the twelfth day of Christmas, cheri_demort sent to me...

Twelve tattoos drumming

Eleven scrubs piping

Ten dreddies a-smoking

Nine autopsies drinking

Eight zombies a-sewing

Seven babies a-writing

Six piercings a-reading

Five bo-o-o-oondock saints

Four varga girls

Three forgotten realms

Two rolling stones

...and a steppenwolf in a switchblade symphony.

WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT!!!

2008-11-05T04:19:24Z

w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t and double fucking w00t!!!

Fuck Christian Childrens Fund.

2008-11-04T14:57:37Z

http://www.livegameauctions.com/CharityAuction.jsp

Because I'm Bored

2008-10-08T01:17:36Z

1] Who was your FIRST prom date?
My bestest buddy Lizzy.

[2] Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No, he's dead.

[3] What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Whiskey. Black Velvet.

[4] What was your FIRST job?
Michael Angelo's Pizza

[5] What was your FIRST car?
1974 Datsun 710

[6] Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Jeremiah

[7] Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Daddy

[8] Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Wentz

[9] Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
I haven't yet.

[10] Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Lizzy Eisman and I haven't talked to her in years.

[11] What was your FIRST sport played?
I danced and I swam competitively.

[12] Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Lizzy Eisman's house.

[13] Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Jacob

[14] Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
Never been in a wedding thank GOD.

[15] What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Roll over and cuddle Jacob.

[16] What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
I think it was Carmen/ dcTalk... I dunno I was eight.

[17] FIRST tattoo or piercing?
I got my ears pierced when I was ten, twelve and thirteen. Got my nipples done at 17. Tattoos: 18th birthday, three days later... again at 20 and again at 22.

[18] FIRST foreign country you went to for vacation?
Never been.

[19] What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Junior year. My mom would tell me to leave and I would just walk down to my Daddy's so she'd get pissed off and call the sheriff on me to come haul me home.

[20] When was your FIRST detention?
I've had so many of them I can't remember the first one.

[21] What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Ohio.

[22] Who was the FIRST person to break your heart?
Damon. He shot himself.

[23] Who was your FIRST roommate?
Sarah.

[24] Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
Never been and can honestly say don't have the desire.

Dear Mom

2008-10-05T17:01:13Z

It's all a jumble of happiness and love and blurred excitement.

I love who I've become. I love what my life has become.

I'm sorry you can't accept that.

I'm sorry you can't see past the change that you think is unthinkingly horrifying.

I wish with all of my heart that you could just once look at me, see how happy I am now and just accept me.

You don't have to like my decision to leave David. You don't have to like my decision to date Jacob. You don't have to like that I love Jacob fiercely in a way I have never loved before or that he takes care of me in a way that no one ever could before.

I just wish you could accept that. I'll be here waiting when you do.

cheri_demort @ 2008-08-27T10:38:00

2008-08-27T14:38:58Z

Happy.
Loved.
Excited.

A Real Update?

2008-07-02T15:00:17Z

So my life thus far has been a miriad of strange things... good in the long run but exhausting for the now.

David and I are getting divorced. It's been over since before the wedding. Unfortunately, we were too stupid to realize that. I moved out a week and a half ago. I like it. I'm living with a very good friend. We're getting a place together here pretty soon, so we'll see how that flies.

My baby sister had a baby in January. Lucas Austin Smith. He's ADORABLE!
My two monsters are getting so big. Olivia wil be four at the end of August. She's so smart. She knows her alphabet, can count to forty, she can spell most three letter words... kid uses the words probably, actually and either. o.O
Brody is 17 months old now. He's BIG. He has a little mohawk. He can say quite a few things, most of them are yelled at the top of his lungs because this child is SO LOUD.

We just got their pictures done, so I'll have them up as soon as they come in.....

cheri_demort @ 2008-06-29T11:36:00

2008-06-29T15:39:16Z

Everything is so different now.

I like it.

Sometimes I worry
about
what is going to happen
in the next
day
week
month
year
but I know
that it will be okay
because he promised
me it would be.

So I smile and
I quit worrying about
things I can't change
things I can't control
and I just bask in the
happiness he gives me.

pokes head in through door

2008-05-01T13:50:39Z

Hi.

My Monsters and a Hair Cut

2007-10-08T23:49:15Z

All That Remains for the Eye to See

2007-08-28T00:37:13Z

I miss you, Daddy.

I'm Not a Duck

2007-08-22T15:49:11Z

But apparently Mother Nature disagrees. Yesterday we got 8 inches of rain in 24 hours. This is some of the results.

That's about 3.5 feet of water.

We're okay, the house is okay. Findlay, where my husband and I both work, is not.

It's a MESS.

The Cutest Kids on the Face of the Earth

2007-08-16T01:52:27Z

Brody Aaron

Olivia Paige

Surprise, Surprise

2007-05-26T02:13:15Z

Your Score: True Neutral

54% Good, 56% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: The Outlands, "Plane of Concordant Opposition". Description: The plane between all other outer planes.

Examples of True Neutrals (Ethically Neutral, Morally Neutral)

Red XIII, "Nanaki" (FFVII)

Vincent Valentine (FFVII)

Cid Highwind (FFVII)

Mr. Spock

Linus Torvalds

Dr. Strangelove

Scott Evil

Batman

The Punisher

Switzerland

Canada

Not actively for or against anything. Has his or her own reasons for doing everything. Usually difficult to understand.

Will keep their word if in their best interest

May attack an unarmed foe

May use poison

May help those in need

May work with others

Indifferent to higher authority

Indifferent to organizations

True Neutral "Pure Neutral"

"Balancer"

Some neutral [people] commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They are of the true neutral alignment as described in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

A true neutral [person] sees good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. He advocates the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run.

Some true neutral [people] actively support balance in the world, and seek to avoid having any one side, law or chaos, good or evil, become too powerful over them or anyone else, and will work against whichever side is the most powerful. They tend to side with the underdog in any situation, and are often opportunistic in their actions.

True neutral is committed to the avoidance of extremes, and is non-judgemental.

Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):

0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic:Lawful-Evil

0-39% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Evil

0-39% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Evil

40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral

40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral

61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good

61-100% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Good

61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good

Link: The Alignment Test written by xan81 on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

My Amazon Store

2007-03-14T00:50:54Z

http://www.amazon.com/gp/shops/index.html/102-8994571-3352144?ie=UTF8&sellerID=AHIXBAYZL3SCC

cheri_demort @ 2007-03-13T00:08:00

2007-03-13T04:09:33Z

For a change, this one's all about YOU. I'd love it if you filled it in, and posted it as a comment. There are lots of people on my friends list I still don't know a lot about, and I'd like to!

1. Can you cook?

2. What was your dream growing up?

3. What talent do you wish you had?

4. Favorite place?

5. Favorite vegetable?

6. What was the last book you read?

7. What zodiac sign are you ?

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?

9. Worst Habit?

10. Do we know each other outside of lj?

11. What is your favorite sport?

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:

16. Do you have any pets?

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?

18. What time is it where you are now?

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22. What color eyes do you have?

23. Ever been arrested?

24. Bottle or Draft?

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?

27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?

28. Do you believe in ghosts?

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30. Do you swear a lot?

31. Biggest pet peeve?

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

I HATE HATE HATE HATE

2007-03-08T01:33:05Z

LIARS

THIEVES

DRUG DEALERS

and

IDIOTS!

~~That means you, Sis.~~

Introducing Brody Aaron Bolenbaugh

2007-02-19T22:49:22Z

Born Friday, February 9, 2007 at 1.35 am by emergency c-section.

http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=6D0J3E8B7E

There are some pictures!

It's Time

2007-02-06T21:29:15Z

For the tarp and the plunger.

I'm done being pregnant. I am having this kid tonight... some way, some how...

Yet Another Wonderful Waste of Time

2007-01-27T03:21:43Z

http://www.mylot.com/soulsetfire

Because Aeo Said So...

2007-01-17T00:57:48Z

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cheri_demort @ 2007-01-10T15:17:00

2007-01-10T20:19:01Z

So...

Irritate the DM by being a *smidge* mouthy and your gnomish druid will end up pounded 3 feet into the ground by a troll dealing max crit damage with a great axe.

*sigh*

Oh well.

On to the battle blaster!

cheri_demort @ 2006-12-27T02:11:00

2006-12-27T06:11:48Z

Wooohoooo...

I got a real wedding band for Christmas!

cheri_demort @ 2006-12-20T19:07:00

2006-12-20T23:07:44Z

I officially effing hate http://www.weffriddles.com

HATE

cheri_demort @ 2006-12-18T18:02:00

2006-12-18T22:02:45Z

I'm fat...
I'm really fat...

I want to eat
some banana pudding
with
chocolate icing
and
m&m's on top.

I need to have this
child soon...

I don't remember if
I own a pair of
feet or if I'm just
walking on
nubs.

Sometimes I can
see his foot
pressed up against
my
stomach and
it's weird.

Like...
I'm playing host
to an alien
lifeform...

Which, if you think about it
I am...
And that...
is WAY creepy.

Pregnancy is weird.